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Whore Of The World

Does A Women's Past Matter? More than you think! From gals who like to party hard to 35 year old single women still thinking they are "young" and can get a husband. Read on! This blog is a wake up call to millions of men who need to see between the lines--and always judge a women by her past!!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Is Oral Sex Really Sex? Inquiring Minds Need To Know!

"How many Guys have you been with"

"What do you mean?"

"Look, if you come clean with me now, I promise I will be able to handle this and accept it. But if I find out in six months that there was some blow job that you conveniently forget about, you're done"

"I don't think oral sex is counted as sex"

And those words were enough to know she was out before I even dropped her back at her place.

To me, I think Oral Sex does count as sex. And you know what. I think its even worse. Its more personal, its filthier, dirtier, and its something that a lot of "whores of the world" conveniently forget about. See, good girls, usually don't blow guys until they dated them for six months, slept with them first, and then eased in to the whole fellatio thingie. "Whores Of The World" , well, they have turned oral sex into a post-dinner kiss.

Remember in high school when you got all excited that you kissed a potential girlfriend on the third or fourth date for like a minute and were blue balled for a week after that? Well, nowadays, I think a lot of women would rather perform oral sex on a man at the end of a first date, than kiss him. Their thinking is that with kissing, its personal, passionate, romantic, and may get them to be attached. With a quick BJ after they downed a few Cosmopolitans, its no big deal. Its a quick hummer, an explosive finish, and is usually kept as a dirty dark secret.

Now, I don't know about you, but this kind of thing really tortures me. Can you imagine meeting what you think is the love of your life, you go out, you get intimate, she tells you she has only been with three guys, you have a sigh of relief, then she tells you she blew like 20 but those didn't count. At first, you think you can accept it. But the moor you date her and look in her eyes, you start to keep focusing on her mouth, her tongue, her teeth, and how filthy she must have been to have done such a dirty deed. See, the worst part is not so much that she actually gave head, the worst part is what lead up to it. The imagery there is enough for a stroke.

A guy picks her up on a date, she gets into his car, they have small talk, he takes her to dinner, orders a bottle of wine because he knew exactly what he was doing, they laugh, they flirt, and then they say its time to go. They get back into his car, which he probably parked behind some meat packing building by some train tracks, he leans and kisses her. At first, its soft, then she gets really into it. She maybe doesn't want to sleep with him, but she wants to see him again for a free dinner. So from the kissing, he massages her a little bit, and before he knows it, she's on her own doing what she loves. That's just horrible. There are so many question that follow? Did she spit? Did she swallow? Did she laugh after she did? did she slowly get up and smile and kiss him? Did anything get on her hair? And here is the worst part. Is the purse she has with her now, the same one she had when she did this defiled act? What about her hair? Did he put his hand on her head. Did she take her time? Did she go fast, slow, medium speed?

These are all the mentally torturous things that guys should never accept. In fact, they should always be suspicious of women who say "We went out a few times but nothing happened". Because believe me, something did, except they don't count it.

So remember, oral sex does count, and if you hear or see any signs, get rid of her. And ladies, how about saving your tonsils for someone that is special and not for every Tom, Joe, and Blake because you are insesure and want to be liked.

Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel


At 3:00 PM, Blogger Me said...

Mayby I'm being a traitor posting a comment. But I have to say, I agree with what your saying. I like your point of veiw...its interesting. I know you know all women are not like the ones you write about...but more and more I have come across some sistas that are out there.

Keep bloggin.

At 1:23 AM, Anonymous kel said...

"find out in six months that there was some blow job that you conveniently forget about"

Are you looking for a grown up individual, or reviving your kindergarden teacher career?


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